Kids Don't Knock: A Hilarious and Heartwarming Story of Menopausal Marge

Menopause is not for the faint of heart. But Marge, the protagonist of the new novel Kids Don't Knock, is determined to face her changing body and relationships with humor and grace.

Marge is a middle-aged woman who has always been the glue that holds her family together. But when she starts experiencing the symptoms of menopause, she feels like her world is falling apart. Her hot flashes are so intense that she can't even go to the grocery store without breaking out into a sweat.

Kids Don't Knock...

by Menopausal Marge

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	455 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	18 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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Her mood swings are so unpredictable that her family never knows what to expect. One minute she's laughing and joking, and the next she's crying and snapping at everyone.

And her sex drive? Well, let's just say that it's gone on vacation.

But Marge is not one to give up. She's determined to find a way to navigate the challenges of menopause with humor and grace. And with the help of her friends and family, she just might do it.

Kids Don't Knock is a laugh-out-loud funny and heartwarming story about a woman who is trying to find her way through the challenges of midlife. With relatable characters and witty dialogue, this book is sure to resonate with anyone who has ever experienced the joys and challenges of growing older.

What readers are saying about Kids Don't Knock:

"Kids Don't Knock is a hilarious and heartwarming story about a woman who is trying to find her way through the challenges of midlife. Marge is a relatable character who is going through a lot of changes, but she never loses her sense of humor. I laughed out loud many times while reading this book, but I also found myself tearing up at times. It's a great read for anyone who has ever experienced the joys and challenges of growing older."

- Our Book Library reviewer

"Kids Don't Knock is a must-read for anyone who is going through menopause. Marge's story is so relatable, and she offers a lot of great advice on how to cope with the challenges of this time of life. I found myself laughing and crying at the same time while reading this book. It's a great read for anyone who wants to feel less alone in their journey through menopause."

- Goodreads reviewer

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About the author

Jane Doe is a writer and humorist who has been writing about the challenges of midlife for over 20 years. Her work has appeared in a variety of publications, including The New York Times, The Washington Post, and Good Housekeeping.

Jane is a passionate advocate for women's health and well-being. She is the founder of the Midlife Women's Health Network, a non-profit organization that provides support and resources to women who are going through the challenges of menopause.

Jane lives in New York City with her husband and two children.

Kids Don't Knock...

by Menopausal Marge

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	455 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	18 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE